Crazy Catfish Stories: IK Enemkpali, Former Buffalo Bills Linebacker
IK Enemkpali – Craziest Catfish Story Of The Week
With all the media attention, you’d think that catfish would run for the hills or people would catch on. Unfortunately, every day a new catfish is created and some set their sights on the rich and famous, including prolific sports figures. Other times, a catfish might just be going after an attractive girl or guy and only find out that their catch is well known, later. Typically that’s when the general public usually hears about it, as someone has gone to the press or threatened to expose the secret or sexy antics of a famous person.
However, we have to feel a little sorry for the sport’s figure IK Enemkpali (formerly of the Bill’s, just released and replaced by Leodis McKelvin), who punched a man he originally thought was a woman! Sure, it wasn’t Enempkpali’s first time punching someone, as he’s well known for punching former Jet’s teammate, Geno Smith. Gene might not have deserved it, but the verdict is out on whether or not Enempkali’s Catfish did! As reported online, Enemkpali was lured by a Catfish who presented himself as an orally fixated female on Facebook, but ended up actually being a male with a facial hair. That Catfish picked the wrong catch, as imagine that going down when one of you is a linebacker!
The story presented like this, after meeting on Facebook, Enemkpali went to meet a sexy gal named “Missy Lee” who offered him oral sex. Knowing he’d be a fool to refuse, he drove to her home and found her covered coyly covered under a snug blanket, in low light. CATFISH WARNING, if someone won’t let you actually see their body or face, something isn’t right! When he suggested she remove her cloaking, she wouldn’t (probably because she was actually a dude!). He left, likely frustrated by the tease, but returned after” Missy Lee” seductively called him back. Once again, “she” wouldn’t remove her blanket.
We have to hand it to Enempkpali- he good manners! If you think that meeting a woman he didn’t know for oral gratification doesn’t make him sound like a winner, the fact that he didn’t just yank off the blanket may show he’s really a gentleman!
What happened next should be in the Guinness Book of World Records for Catfish awkwardness! The Catfish under the blanket, the so-called Missy Lee, answered a phone call and thanks to modern technology, (i.e., the light of the screen lighting up his/ her face), the view was just enough to show that the sweet, shy “Missy Lee” was sporting facial hair and not the kind women have when the don’t wax. Besides the fact that a woman fully covered under a blanket is not much of a turn-on, one has to think why the Catfish didn’t shave their beard?
The action scene involving the punch, happened when someone else entered the room and Enemkpali thought he was being robbed! After he punched Missy Lee, who was really Ketryn Anderson, the screams were decisively male. Our Linebacker friend thought Anderson was trying to embezzle from him, but he said he only wanted his two front teeth back. Anderson wouldn’t talk to stations like ESPN without payment, but (as if this story wasn’t awesome enough) apparently claims to be a SENIOR PASTOR at a church!
Until next week and our next “Craziest Catfish Of The Week” story, try and have fun but stay Catfish free!